Lexophilia – yes, I have that!

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🙂 Brian shared these with me recently….

you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish

to write with a broken pencil is pointless

when fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate

a thief who stole a calendar got twelve months

when the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

the batteries were given out free of charge

a will is a dead giveaway

a boiled egg is hard to beat

a bicycle can’t stand alone, it’s just two tired

when a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

acupuncture is a jab well done, that’s the point of it

those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

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2 responses

  1. a thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. I really liked all of them, very witty. Might re email it if it’s okay with you.

    Cheers Cuz

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