🙂 Brian shared these with me recently….
you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish
to write with a broken pencil is pointless
when fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate
a thief who stole a calendar got twelve months
when the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
the batteries were given out free of charge
a will is a dead giveaway
a boiled egg is hard to beat
a bicycle can’t stand alone, it’s just two tired
when a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
acupuncture is a jab well done, that’s the point of it
those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
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